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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

20 Rules In Any Office

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.
2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.

8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it...

12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

13.. Following the rules will not get the job done.

14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" .

16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.

18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.

19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.

20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

Semuanya betul..tp aku paling bersetuju ngan Nombor 6, 13, 15, 18 dan 19..anda bagaimana?
Tengok2 sekeliling tempat kerja...mesti korang akan pk..ehh..betullah!!..


My Little Diary said...

hahaha... i hate no 1 & 2, u know why? b'coz i'm not the boss... that's why.. :P

tengkorakemas said...

haha bro, no 12 tu selalu dipraktikkan saya masa praktikal mahkamah hehe dan ia selalunya berkait dgn no 5

tengkorakemas said...

lupa lak,

1 mlm kat chalet crystal bay resort kat Teluk Batik tu dalam lingkungan 200 ke 140, tgk jenis chalet, kami punya hari tu 140, tentang tambang perjalanan tgk jenis kereta jugakan hehe

kalau bro dari kl masih ada budget untuk tol lagi so tak pasti untuk perjalanan,

Ezzu Raza said...

Tengkorak Emas : Tq pasal info teluk batik tu..tgh pk2 tempat percutian hujung tahun nih..

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